You'd Think I'd Be Better At This

theotherpacman:

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend’s skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of “right” and “wrong” were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

wilwheaton:

lotrmusical:

lotrmusical:

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn’t worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

the reviews are in… glad everyone’s enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading ‘dude This Fucking Rules’, 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?’, 'holy shit that is fucking metal’, 'oh this fucks severely’, 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS’, 'yo this RULES’]

Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read.

I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you’re going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

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field-s-of-flowers:

enki2:

[ID: A screencap of Jason Mendoza from the Good Place holding a Molotov cocktail. Caption reads “be the light you want to see in the world”. End ID]

apparently-artless:

Dungeon Meshi Opening 2 - Unmei by SUMIKA

cipheramnesia:

geekandmisandry:

cipheramnesia:

dee-the-red-witch:

cipheramnesia:

geekandmisandry:

cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer’s apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Is….is…is Yvgeny….alive?

Eh. Is alive enough.

spock-fucks:

goes hard

con-lentitud-poderosa:

crazysodomite:

i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they’re a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there’s one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can’t tell them shit. you hurt a wizards’ feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you’re sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

jodielandons:

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986) | dir. Frank Oz

madlori:

beatrice-otter:

starlightomatic:

saywhat-politics:

So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.

Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.

#controversial opinion: the infrstructure bill was one of the most important bills passed in the past decade (or even… longer)#the fact that biden got it passed can never be understated. that bill sat in congress for YEARS.#we’re fixing problems that have been problems for decades because of this bill

Besides all the money to fix all the shit that’s broken in the last forty years since we haven’t been maintaining things properly and/or replacing them as they wear out, it also includes

$39 billion to modernize transit and improve accessibility–you know how a lot of public transit is not usable for people with disabilities? Here’s $39 billion to fix that! And you know how a lot of public transit isn’t actually very well designed so it’s cumbersome and inefficient to use? Here’s money to fix that!

$66 billion for passenger and freight rail–rail is by far the most environmentally friendly and financially efficient way to move people and freight. And we’re actually investing in it for the first time in a century.

$7.5 billion to build a national network of electric vehicle chargers to make electric vehicles more practical.

$73 billion to overhaul the nation’s power infrastructure, clean energy transmission, and overall energy policy–you know how leftists have been saying for years that renewables are ready to go, why aren’t we moving in that direction? Well, that takes money to transition the infrastructure, and here is the money to do it.

$65 billion for broadband development–bringing broadband to rural places where the big corporate ISPs aren’t going to bother because they’re not profitable enough. With today’s economy, a lack of broadband access leaves people isolated disconnected. This is fixing that.

It also MASSIVELY ramps up what the US is doing to make sure everyone has clean water

$15 billion for local governments to replace lead water pipes

$9 billion to address emerging contaminants such as PFAs

$3.5 billion to build water and sewer systems on Indian Reservations

$7 billion to FEMA for handling climate change-related disasters

Many of these line items are orders of magnitude more money than the US has spent on these things before. This is transformational. But the thing is, the Infrastructure Bill was not a one-and-done thing. It’s designed to work over several years, because major infrastructure work doesn’t just start on a dime. If Trump gets re-elected, all of this goes away.

I have friends who live in Puerto Rico, where the infrastructure is…not great, and this bill gave the island 950 million, which is more than the value of the entire current infrastructure. My friends say since the bill passed they’ve seen crews out constantly fixing roads, bridges, electric, all the things.